As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via trippy-shit-and-bitches)

athugsdream:

scenic-coils:

Y’all worried about a fake purge, when the cops been participating in a real one.

Shit

(via trippy-hippie)

volcainist:

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via trippy-shit-and-bitches)

http://fem-mew-nist.tumblr.com/post/97524353202/baconisbetterthanlove-frighteningfox

baconisbetterthanlove:

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a…

(via monalahermosa)